inbox:

man I ate so healthy today I think I’ll reward myself with a container of frosting

(via drinking)

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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(Source: titangelion, via drinking)

puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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(Source: wintersoldier-iscoming, via drinking)

hempest:

sexponents:

MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

make a text post

(via drinking)

screamandshout:

when you’re already on your way and your plans get cancelled

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(via drinking)

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

(via drinking)

meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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(Source: meladoodle, via drinking)

greetings:

"okay class who wants to present first"

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(via drinking)

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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(via drinking)

profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

(Source: profiting, via drinking)